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Top 10 Things North Dakota Should Do With Their $1.6 Billion Dollar Surplus

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10. Build a fence across the northern border of the state to insure what happens in Canada, stays in Canada.9. Like the state bird and flower, instigate a state clown program, Appoint Mylo Hatzenbuhler
8. Change all oil well pumping units to resemble bucking horses. Call them Bakken Buckers.7. Build dikes in Devils Lake creating 10,001 lakes. Give Minnesota the bird.6. Build a fence across the western border of the state to insure what happens in Montana, stays in Montana.5. Create a state drink from Chokecherry wine. Name it “The DAHL-RIPPLE” after the 32nd governor of the state, Jack Dalrymple.

4. (insert your own Sakakawea joke here)

3. Change the state song to Ted Nugent’s ‘Great White Buffalo’.

2. Anybody with a copy of the movie ‘Fargo” can exchange it for a free wood chipper.

And the #1 thing North Dakota should do with their $1.6 billion dollar surplus:

Have all the sculptures on The Enchanted Highway chromed. All residents of Gladstone, Lefor and Regent receive a free pair of aviator sunglasses.


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